The Devil's Son-in-Law and the High Sheriff of Hell

Think an updated version of, "The Devil went down to Georgia" and if it does half as well and has half the longevity, I'll be sniffing cocaine out of some supermodel's belly button for quite some time to come. Just kidding, anyone who takes cocaine is a feckin' eejit of the highest magnitude. I dealt with enough of those arseholes when I was roadie! Don't do drugs. Do Beer!